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A Long distance relationship, based Mostly on Skype. Where the two people don't get to see each other that much.
Girl says: I really miss him, so we have a skype-Relationship so we don't feel so apart.
Being in a loyal relationship is like having each other's backs, no talking to other boys/girls and it's just me and u nobody else should be involved🙅🙅 ♂️
"We should have a loyal relationship"
Its where you and your significant other totally get rid of any problem in the past and act as it never happened and just get back together as if you were a new couple starting out again.
i kinda cheated on my girlfriend after we faught about we somehow became friends and had a relationship rebirth
A new relationship turned so horribly wrong, that you are willing to pull the fucking trigger and end it by any means possible. Most often by brutal honesty: the words no one wants to hear/you can never take back, or just plane old calling the DB out. Warning- this has the potential to backfire & make the situation So much worse & down right hysterical (I mean dysfunctional).
Example (calling said DB out):
You: "No, D. I cannot see you anymore. We are a fucking hot mess together"
Him: "But I'm in love with you, it was meant to be, I want babies with you, we are soul mates...etc......."
You: "Wow, D, you've totally opened my eyes. These past 3 days have been magical! Let's Facebook everyone and tell them the good news and YES, babies, babies, babies... NOW!!!
~(Friends reading above Texts!!!)... damn, shot down! she totally pulled out the "Relationship Roulette"
Example (Brutal Honesty):
Him:" I know it's only been 3 days, I'm going through a nasty divorce, we live states away from one another- but I'm in love with you, you are the one".
You: "lets just break this down: you are diagnosed bipolar, sporting a vasectomy and wife(x)? that is literal trailer trash (no, we just dropped your kid off at her trailer while she yelled obscenities at my car (windows up)! You have no compassion, my father just died but you 'aren't going to tiptoe around the fact that being a father is Awesome'. I'm a fucking Rockstar in bed. However, I've never wanted to try sea cucumber. I am scarred for life"
~Damn, man down! Enough "Relationship Roulette"
A relationship that only really involves physical touch and physical ways of showing feelings
Me and my girl barely talk, we have a physical relationship
An explicitly promiscuous or flirtatious relationship, filled with sexual tension.
"The US and Canada have a special relationship because Canada is always on top"
"Josh has a special relationship with Emily from Poli Sci. She doesn't know he's a commy yet"
A relationship that can change with time or day-to-day. It's free to take all forms. It does not bind you. It is not defined by standard labels of BF, GF, FWB or Open. It adapts, it elvoves as needed. A relationship that does not meet apparent societal norms.
I love being in a fluid relationship. We go with the flow and enjoy each other physically, sexually, mentally, emotionally. We are free to respond. We are not confined or hesitant.