release the fece

When you take a shit and only one fece comes out

I was brewing for so long, I had to release the fece and it hit my balls on the way out

3👍 4👎

Catch and Release

As a man is finishing having sex, he cums into his hand and smacks the woman in the face with that hand.

After bringing a woman home from the bar, he did a catch and release.

6👍 12👎

catch and release

1. they act of using one hand to fish hook or "catch" a woman, while having sex from behind, and with the other hand, giving her a donkey punch to "release" her.

I knocked that hooker out with the ole' catch and release.

9👍 23👎

Release the Kraken

When a female wants her man-friend to use his index finger and middle finger to shove in her vagina and use his thumb to massage the top of the vagina and use his tongue to flick the clit bring the female to orgasm very quickly. Very very quickly.

"hmmmm babygurl. I am going to Release the Kraken on you."

OH GOD YES KYLE PLEASE!"

9👍 26👎

Catch and Release

After Utilizing a "Rusty Hook" a "Catch and release" is when the "hookie" turns around and vomits on the "hooker"

Stephen gave Chuck a "rusty hook" so Chuck pulled a "catch and release"

5👍 13👎

dot release

Usually used to define urinating in IT terms

Let's halt here for a dot release.

4👍 11👎

release party

The low groaning or moaning sound that men make just before and during orgasm and ejaculation.

Dude: So how was she last night?

Dude 2: Not gonna lie, the neighbors probably heard my release party.

4👍 10👎