When you bang someone from your past that you are completely out of touch with.
Dan: "hey we should retro bang"
Jill: "who is this? I don't have your number saved"
Dan: "you took me home after that concert five years."
Jill: "il be over at 9"
Retrocatfish(ing) is an act in which a person you have met online uses/sends old photos or photos before they went through a noticeable physical change.
This commonly happens on dating websites where people post pictures that are a couple of years old. Maybe a person got a new tattoo a few months ago, but did not update their photos. The most extreme version of this is when someone saves older pictures of themselves to specifically send to people in the present day to make one interested in them; with deceitful intent.
Common example: I was so excited to meet Humberto and touch his curls. It turns out he retro-catfished me and had cut them off a year ago!
Extreme example: I can't believe Justin would send me a daily retro-catfish snapchat from 4 years ago. He did not look the same at all!
I hereby declare that the cutoff for a game to be considered "retro" is 20 years. This will end all debate as to when "retro" truly begins.
It's 2022 now, and both Halo: Combat Evolved and Grand Theft Auto III came out in 2001, so... that means they qualify as "retro games"!
A retro gurl is usually a girl who is very annoying and is 'born in the wrong decade'. She is very weird and quirky and thinks that retro wallpapers are the new thing and wears everything vintage. retro gurl's usually try too hard.
Pleasuring one's self to pre-digital porn.
I came across Traci Lords today on Porn hub. Needless to say, it was quite the retro-spank.
the most rad youtube channel in all of gaming history.
bro, did u see retro ephex's new vid?
aw dangit, ill go look.
:sees hipsters being pretentious all super original and fresh: State - fukkin' retro-dorks.