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travelers diarrhea, usually when you drink the water. probably in Mexico
guy 1: dude don't drink the water
guy 2: why?
guy 1: because of moctezumas revenge
guy 2: what do you think they make the ice cubes with?
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The sibling symptom to montezumas revenge, but far far worse and more excruciating.
It occours several hours after consuming food which is caked with hot peppers, especially cheyanne pepper.
Symptoms of cheyannes revenge include but are not limited to: brutal shitting, grabbing ankle (see definition) excruciating pain and suicide.
Guy 1: (on toilet screaming)
Guy 2: Are you okay in there?
Guy 1: (screams) CHEYANNES REVENGE!
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When you stab someone in the ass hole
That fucker destroyed my car, so I gave him the turkish revenge.
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The runs, diarrhea, Aztec two-step
I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge
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If you want some GREAT pictures, go to episodeIII.tk
I must warn you, it has a shitload of spoilers.
Got it from someone at imdb.com. Give credit where credit is due.
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Homemade porn uploaded by ex girlfriend or (usually) ex boyfriend after particularly vicious breakup as a means of humiliating the ex or just for own amusement.
Most genuine amateur porn on youtube-esque style websites where the caption reads something similar to "This is my ex, the bitch might as well die but check out her tits! Revenge porn!"
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The opposite of Montezuma's Revenge, it is the one everlasting plague that Pharaoh got on the Jews through their ritual eating of matzah, resulting in week-long constipation.
Jake: Dude, where have you been the past 2 hours?
Levi: Sorry, had a bad case of Pharaoh's Revenge from last night's seder.
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