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A cock.
I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.
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An Assault Rifle is a rifle has an option of (Select Fire) and shoots an (intermediate cartridge) like 5.56x45 or 7.62x39. Usually having a magazine capacity of 30 rounds.
BTW AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle 15 often mistaken for Assault Rifle 15 by politicians.
ATF on phone: ATF what your emergency
Liberal Karen: My NaIgHbOrs GoT An AsSaUlt RiFle 15
ATF: does he have a dog
Liberal Karen: what
ATF: just wondering
Masturbation
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost
Teddy Hyde : I’m getting jiggy with a rifle
A sudden or hurried marriage because a family member, especially grandparent is on their deathbed.
The doctors said that grandma only had a year left to live, so we had a rifle wedding while she was still alive.
A type of gun which could deal 45 damage on the body and 76 on the head.
Oh you got a wingman, you know it’s a hunting rifle don’t you?
Kraber is just like a r99, wingman is definitely a hunting rifle
The act of ejaculating in a girl's mouth in the morning when the sun is rising while she's giving head, making your surrounding walls more than the money you have in your pocket.
"So yesterday, she and I woke up and we were in the mood. I gave her my first golden rifle"