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The moment when entering your partner in the postion "doggie style", one informs the person who has just been entered that you have aids. The aim of the game is to remain inside the partner as long as possible from that moment on. PS: this works best on one night stands.
From the moment I told her, the aids rodeo started and I managed to stay inside Judy for a hole 50 seconds! Afterwards, her room was totally trashed by the way...
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While in the doggy style position, the man reaches around his partner and proceeds to pinch her nipples as hard as humanly possible. She will squirm and if penetration can be maintained for 8 seconds, it is considered a good ride.
I held on for 6 seconds last night during home rodeo.
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A God awful hick "club" located in Cookeville, Tennessee that serves as the weeknight congregation location for all Hicks in the surrounding area. They make you pay $10 at the door to suffer through shitty country songs while hicks in cowboy boots line dance. Since Club Jet closed down, this has been the only night life in Cookeville (unless you count fucking your Jackson County cousin. Then you have two things to do at night.)
Hick 1- "Hey Bobby. Now that Wednesday night service is over, lets go to that there Rodeo Bob's."
Hick 2- "Good idea Billy. Hell, and afterwards we'll sit outside Goodwill with our pickup trucks and loiter."
Hick 1- "I'll even invite my cousin Bobette. She is one of them there Jackson County girls."
Hick 2- "By God Bobby, you are a genius. I'll be your wing man to help you get in Bobette's overalls. Your father told me that when she takes out her dentures it feels just like being blown by a deer."
Hick 1-" Golly just thinking about that has got my sapling a-growin'!"
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The act of luring a chubby girl with preferably a muffin top and fornicating her from behind. Much to the dismay of the victim woman, someone is hiding in the closet with a clown suit. Upon seeing the clown jump out of the closet, the fat chick is likely to scream and try to run away. This is when the rodeo begins.
I was barebacking this beached whale when bozo jumped out of the closet, I then held on for dear life and the dojo rodeo began!
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A sport in Africa in which a man grabs hold of an elephant´s penis and attempts to hold on for as long as possible while the penis and elephant flail around.
Man, did you hear about the guy who got killed at that African Rodeo last night?
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when you're doing your girl doggy, you reach around, grab ahold of her titty a fist full of hair, whisper in her ear that you've been doing her sister, and see if you can hang on for eight seconds
i gave your mom a rodeo ride last night
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When a woman rides your face like she's riding a rodeo bull. Unlike an actual rodeo ride, there is no 8 second goal.
Sarah just put on a face rodeo on Zac's face.
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