wrapping yourself around someones penis.
wrapping yourself around a hard penis, hug a root
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A noun used to label / describe or characterize a person whom has engaged in coitus, adn whom was either particularly:
a)sexually unfulfilling
b)sexually disatisfying
c)frigid, but is coerced by their
partner - without resort to rape - to engage in intercourse and has proved to be unadventurous or generally unco-operative
d)fundamentally a 'dud' in the sack.
e)a person (generally female) who engages in coitus under the pretense that the said act requires them solely to be both present and semi-recumbent so as to allow penetration, without any effort or manoveuring (i.e. movement - just lay there and take it)
See also 'starfish'
"Fuck dude! Tahli was a dead root ... I was like fully trying to mach her, but she just lay there."
"She is a dead root man, don't go there; may as well fuck a pie - cause you'll end up doing all the work."
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"How we gonna kick it? Gonna kick it root down." said King Ad Rock, in a rhythmic way of speaking.
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Just another word for attention whore. Attention whore=aw=A&W=Root beer. Great for calling someone an attention whore without them knowing.
Mike: Hey, Root beer.
Cassidy: What?
Mike: I said hey, Root beer.
Cassidy: Root beer? What does that mean?
Mike: Don't worry about it.
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PLU: 94585. The perfect comeback in any situation.
Bud 1: *argues with Bud 2 over nothing*
Bud 2: "You don't even know the code for celery root! ๐ก"
Bud 1: "94585."
Bud 2: "Imma just take this L real quick...don't mind me." *takes L*
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The action of root throwing, as in sex.
I took her out back and throwed her my root. Throwing the root.
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When an individual or a group of people with share interests, over take the front row/prime location by any means necessary ie.. elbow to the face or groin.
My friends and I are root hogging our way to the front of the crowd.
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