spiced rum and guinness

It's called the Doc Rock - made popular by The West Linn Saloon's beloved DJ, Doc Rock, in West Linn, Oregon.

Bartender, hand me a cold pint of Doc Rock (I.e. Spiced rum and Guinness).

Intoxicated with red rum

“Intoxicated with red rum” is a cryptic way of saying “I have/been given the sudden urge to murder.” This most likely comes from the song “Redrum”by Freddie Dredd.

Karen: Transgender people shouldn’t be allowed to use the restrooms!
Person: Careful there Karen, you just made me and the boys intoxicated with red rum...

Diet Coke and Rum

Is an amazing combo for the common person who really couldn't give a care if people judge them for their doing while partaking this drink.

Snob: Like oh my god I cant beleive she did that does she have no morals?

Hot man: No, but she does have a Diet Coke and Rum in her hand!

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Double Rum and Coke

Just pullin' weeds, Nance.

Jesus Mary and Joseph, I could use a double rum and coke

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rum punch

a punch or slap delivered solely due to the aggressor's inebriation; any aggressive behavior brought on by drunkenness rather than anger.

"I hear you and Carl got into a fight."
"Hell, no. We threw a couple of rum punches last night, but we're still golfing today."

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hot buttered rum

This is the combination of four basic things which varies with the addition of various spices in accordance to personal taste. The basic ingredients are in order of mixing:
1. Hot water
2. Sugar
3. Molasses
4. Butter
5. Rum
The sugar, molasses, butter, and spices should be mixed together into a batter and then mixed into the hot water, before the rum is mixed in. Hot buttered rum batter can be purchase from Trader Joe's.

After the blizzard was over he was ready for a hot buttered rum.

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Rum Slur Syndrome

A neurological disease that causes the sufferer to experience a wide variety of symptoms, similar to a very mild form of asperger's or social anxiety.

Symptoms include but are not limited to-
- Slurred speech
- Inability to finish thoughts or sentences
- Moodyness
- An uncontrollable guilty conscience
- Inability to pick up on other social queues

-Obsessive personality
Sufferers also exhibit physical symptoms
-Clumsyness
-Being easily injured
-Minor hearing or visual abnormalities
Symptoms simulate that of being constantly buzzed, or a little drunk, hence the name

Friend #1: Dude, whats wrong with (name)
Friend #2: Idk, he's been acting kind of weird lately
Friend #1:Do you think he's got rum slur syndrome?
Friend #2: Not sure, but it's kinda pissing me off.

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