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A double handed wristie/blow job that is heavily aided by copious amounts of lube. It is said this move is a perfect simulation of Rex Hunt juggling a fresh salmon. It is important to note that a Slippery Salmon is always finished with gentle kiss to the knob, before its thrown back to the sea, reminiscent of Rex Hunt's signature finishing move.
Guy 1: Dude, Tracey gives a mean slippery salmon.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeh, she emptied half a tube of lube on my dick and went boonta with two hands and a mouth
Guy 2: Mate, sounds unreal. Im going to hit my girl up
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A large, perhaps misshapen, shit.
"I almost clogged the grinder with that sewer salmon!"
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Using an erecting penis to repeatedly bash the inside of a vagina in a pleasurable fashion.
"Sorry, I can't come to your lipstick party tomorrow as I'll be slammin' salmon at my uptown bungalow."
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the action of taking ones hands and flopping it in a motion similar to that of a salmon out of water. Can be performed between the legs and/or arms
"That was some textbook silly salmon"-Spiegs
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When two lesbians have abnormally large labia which are slapped against each other's faces.
Paul:'Hey Jenny, why is your face all red and smells like tuna?' Jenny:'Vera and I both have unusually large labia, thus, she salmon slapped me this morning with them'
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Ever see a beached salmon flopping on the shore, trying to find its way back into the water? Well, go up to that salmon and kiss it on the lips. give it a sniff? Smell familiar? Commonly called vaginosis, salmon-pussy is equally dangerous to the nose and to the mouth.
"That bitch's cooter smells like a decaying fish. She gots salmon-pussy, yo!"
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When a girl is giving a man a blow job and resist to let him cum in her mouth.He quickly smacks her across the face with a burnt salmon knocking her out...then he finishes the job in her mouth
Heather was afraid of getting jizzed on so Jon gave her the burnt salmon
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