sawing wood

a common household euphemism for wiping windows in a vigorous counterclockwise motion

Eli and Peyton both developed an affinity for sawing wood at a young age, at the behest of their father, a well respected practitioner of the wood-sawing arts.

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Hole Saw

A particularly large or rough penis. It can refer to the pain or the expansion within the hole. Gay or straight.

"I had sex with such a hole saw last night."

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power saw

when you are licking a girls ass hole, and vigorously pumping you nose in and out of her vagina

holy crap, his nose is so big, i bet he gives a mean power saw

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ig saw it first

Literally translates to “Instagram” saw it first. Used most often by an instagram thot with a drab personality who posts a photo from her instagram on other social media platforms to draw attention to the fact that she invariably has an Instagram.

In other words: a lazy, uncreative attempt at attracting followers for perceived social pseudo-capital on a digital platform; ultimately with no real gain to be had, other than, perhaps, an empty click or follow.

“Oh my god did you see Doris’s new Facebook? She looked so hot, it totally made me wet...“

Yeah, she’s so original, she captioned it ‘ig saw it first.’

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Sawing the boat in half

Taking things to extreme measures, just to prove a point

To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!
Man, he was really sawing the boat in half!

go saw 6

To do something to the level of shock and intensity of the beginning scenes of SAW VI.

I am going to go Saw 6 on him for saying that.
She went Saw 6 on his ass!

Saw It, Still Not Funny

Often times when browsing the interwebs for a funny video or mainly a rage comic, you see a repost that really wasn't funny the first time and this repost insn't helping the cause.

I was browsing Reddit for Rage Comics when I saw a repost of a stupid comic.

Saw it, still not funny

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