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a ridiculously large penis, at least 12 inches long with a girth of 5 inches. Usually found in IC3 males and ghetto brappers out in the hood
cor jerome has got a schlong-a-dong blud!
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There are so many people from the continent of Asia, but this is the worst one.
Get this Tyler Schlong outta here, said Julia
A banana schlong is a schlong (male genitalia) that curves to either side, up, down or diagonally like a banana.
Thomas: William's Schlong is incredibly short but it's a damn Banana Schlong!
Jonathan: I totally agree, imagine having a banana schlong!
*William Cries*
A term used to refer to an unusually large penis, typically large in both length and girth.
More specifically, the term is best used when describing a schlong so massive that it can swing side to side like a pendulum.
1: Hey I hear that guy has the biggest dick in town.
2: Oh yeah no doubt, I've heard he's got a schlong donger down there.
Created by the person who loves penis the most, Robin Evans, it is someone who loves Penis in a heterosexual way more than most, it’s appreciation at its finest.
He is so obsessed with penis, a total Sgt. Schlong.
A large penis that is used to hit other people.
Evan whipped out his schlong schlapper and beat up the fool.
The act of slamming massive amounts of puss at a rate higher than everyone else. When someone is Ripping Schlong, they are respected by everyone. Hard to do for long amounts of time, best done in short phases. Warning: Ripping Schlong is not for everyone.
Similar phrases:
Slinging dong
Salami slaying’
Crushing puss
Can be shortened to rippin’ it.
Oh boy, Bartholomew is ripping schlong! He’s about made his way through the entire sorority.