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soft scissors

A game where two straight men lay naked and scissor. The first one to get a hard-on loses.

My mates were calling me gay, so we played soft scissors to see who was really into men.

by Urban General August 24, 2022


Rusty Scissors

A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.

I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.

by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021


Scissor Shot

A shot created on May 22, 2011 at O'Tooles Irish American Grill and Bar located in Royal Oak, MI at 205 West 5th Street. It's a mouth friendly libation that consists of one part Coconut flavored vodka or rum, one part peach schnapps, a splash of both cranberry and orange juice.

My friend and I would like two scissor shots please...scissor me!

by The Scissorers May 22, 2011


turd-scissors

A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.

I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.

by Trottz January 21, 2014


Kentucky Scissor

when two girls (most likely related) scissor each other in the family dining room before the kids walk in for dinner.

That Kentucky Scissor last night was wild, i wonder if they remember !

by weirdapple March 19, 2018


Scissor eyes

When a trifling fool gives you a dirty look; A kin to side eye

If that girl doesn't stop giving me scissor eyes, I'm gonna walk over and slap them shut for her.

by Idoesthedo November 20, 2015


Scissor Juice

The secretion produced as the result of lesbian love.

I don't want scissor juice on my new bed.

by The brawler May 21, 2020