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Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.
Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."
Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"
Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."
When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.
Where does Larena live?
Girl, who knows! She out here playing couch Scotch.
A moderately-active jumping-type game that people play while imbibing beer and whiskey.
I tried playing hops-scotch with my drinking-buddies, but I was already so tipsy that I kept falling over and thus getting eliminated from the game.
a sausage with a feather in it
willy> whats for dinner mum?
ma> scotch goose
willy> wtf?
ma> a sausage with a feather in it
When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.
Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg
When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.
Your getting a Cumberland scotch egg hen.