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Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.
“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
When your wearing a kilt and bending over and someone quickly runs up unexpectedly and shoves a dry finger into your rectum.
I lost the log toss competition because of the pain I received from getting a Scotch Fillet.
A word referring to the penis of any person from the British Isles from anywhere other than Scotland.
Have you seen that Welsh man's Scotch Hotdog? It's at least a furlong.
she asked the waiter “can I have a side of your scotch broth 😉”
Scotch taped is rhymes with Date, Cake and R$&?$
You've been Scotch Taped by Pell the Cardinal
Refers to your not being charged and/or incarcerated for an indiscretion, due to whether or not you'd consumed alcohol during the period when you'd committed said crime.
Believe it or not, being intoxicated can sometimes actually be a defense in a criminal case, especially if the culprit merely committed a misdemeanor instead of something more serious... if he was drunk at the time, he can often get away scotch-free! Disgusting, but true.
A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.
I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.