screw that noise

Variation on screw dat, also "screw this noise". To refuse a stupid suggestion; to refute a statement; to express exasperation with the stupid people.

"Screw that noise! I ain't gonna let you drive MY car!"

"This forum is full of trolls. Screw this noise, I'm outta here."

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Screw-Nicorn

A made up sexual act which involves Partner A wearing a strap on dildo on their forehead and then proceeds to have intercourse using said dildo with Parter B. This was referenced in a Most Offensive Video Over-Dub of a Charlie Brown and Peanuts cartoon.

"We're going to do the Screw-Nicorn trick. That's when I put a dildo on my head and fuck Marcy headfirst like a Unicorn on amphetamines."

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Screwed the pooch

A way in which to describe a mistake or blunder.

"That computer's a lemon, I really screwed the pooch on that deal!"

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deja screw

Feeling like you already had sex with someone. Also, having sex with someone again.

"Hey, do you know that girl? I feel like I've seen her before. Wait, didn't I sleep with her? Oh man, I just got a wicked case of deja screw."

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kool screw

mixing kool-aid, perferably blueberry with vodka

if i feel like going cheap for the night which does the trick, i make a pitcher of blueberry kool-aid and a liter of mccormick vodka, kool screw

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laying screws

Also can be said to be laying the screws to somebody.
This is the act of screwing the everlasting piss out of another human being, usually untill one or both participants can't stand or remember the date, name, etc. Usually done when in missionary or doggystlye, and usually said to be done to a girl.
-Also see railed

Guy1: I was laying screws to that girl all night.
Guy2: Everybody laid the screws to that whore.

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screw- buddy

a guy/ girl that you can hook-up with without any emotional attachment.

It's so nice to have Travis as a screw- buddy because he's horrible as a boyfriend but he is absolutely incredible in bed.

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