concert season

The strange and ominous time where things in band class suddenly get from rowdy to calm. During this time, the drum major(s) and colorguard will merge with the main band, and the directors seem more friendly.

Freshman: What? I'm seeing flaggirls without flags or rifles, and the drum major isn't a narcissistic ass?! What the hell is going on?!
Junior: It's concert season dude...

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Rona Season

The specific period of time between January and December in which Corona's are the most popular

Bro, it's Rona Season we gotta take down some Corona's ASAP!

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last season

Outdated. Mostly reffered to out of fashion cloths.

Have you seen jemmie's whale tail? That was so last season.

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Skirt Season

The time of year (if in a region with winter) that brings nice weather and therefore make all the ladies come out in their short skirts!

Aw man, the weather is getting warmer! That means skirt season is coming!!!!

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Season Tickets

A term used by a male to describe a female whom they can engage in sexual activities with immediately upon encountering again. Given one another's previous history the female is generally considered to be sexually at the males disposal. Similar to that of a fuck buddy but not nearly as degrading and more socially acceptable; requires much less commitment with minimal to no strings attached. Often stated to rationalize the amount of sexual control and/or intimate authority that an alpha male has over an inferior female.

"You see that girl over there? Yea I fucked her like 5 years ago in high school and she still wants my dick. I got Season Tickets bro I can hit that whenever I want".

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pirate season

A time period during the year were it is acceptable for a male to grow their beard in order to look more like a pirate. Typically held during the colder months of the year.

“Yarghh, Halloween be coming up and it be pirate season. Time for a beard!”

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Christmas Season

Christmas Season is when the Christmas hype starts November 1st, stops on Thanksgiving and continues through until Christmas!! It is acceptable to listen to Christmas music in this time period.

*November 4th*
Lame Person- Why are you listening to Christmas music?
Awesome Person- Because it's Christmas Season!

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