Serial monogamist

A serial monogamist ~ a person who loves being in love, and always finds him or herself in relationships all the time. Being a serial monogamist has its pros and cons. On one hand you’re monogamous, you would never ever cheat on a partner, and no one likes infidelity. They do NOT go from one person straight to the next. The time span is not limited

I’m a serial monogamist I just can’t be alone :(

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serial swiper

When someone repeatedly swipes right on tinder or bumble with zero regard to how ugly, ratchet, or thicc a potential match may be.

Chad fucks soft fours all the time. He must be a serial swiper.

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Serial Chiller

Typically a person who chills 3 or more times. Ex. The chillest person you know.

Forest: “Mike you’re a Serial Chiller., what’re you doing?”
Mike: “Suh, dude. Chillin’”

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serial killer

Any guy who is ugly

Jeffery Dahmer was a serial killer because he was UGLY but Ted Bundy was innocent because he was HANDSOME

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Serial killer

Slang term for chronic masturbator.

That punk is a serial killer, he's been able to rub one out four times today and is likely going to go blind and get hairy palms if he can't pull it back.

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serial chiller

Chilling all day everyday 24/7

Invented by the only B Nappy Dreads

Hey slick...what did you do all summer?

Pshh, (dome slap) I must have been chillin'

Wow, you are one bad ass mofo serial chiller.

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Serial Faker

A woman who is prone to faking orgasms

During the divorce proceedings, my ex confessed that she was a serial faker. I then regretted never having donkey slapped her.

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