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Session 206

Rant/ vibe session between friends. Session 206 basically means cozy. Also code for vibin or chillin

Session 206, my house.

by Cozyhoe May 30, 2020

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Sudsy Session

When using body wash, soap, or shampoo as lubricant while masturbating, making suds as a result of the hand motion.

If you want to have a sudsy session, use Head & Shoulders shampoo. It won't burn the urethra

by JustLib May 23, 2018


Poaching session

A time period where someone has roasted another person several times.

Bill: wow dude, you okay?
Rick: yeah man I was trying to debate wage gaps and Jim just kept demobilizing me!
Bill: that must have been a good poaching session! Wish I was there.

by Jason Jampsh June 21, 2017


A Jeff Sessions

1) Inability to recall, remember, or recollect participation in events, the parties involved, or topics discussed during said events when confronted by a third-party.

2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.

3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:

" I don't recall....."

" I don't remember...."

" I do not recollect...."

" I can't recall...."

" I forget...."

However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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1) I had to pull a Jeff Sessions when my girlfriend asked me if I had sex with her sister.

2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.

3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation

by rumpel4skn January 26, 2018


sunger session

When you are feeling a bit sungery, you're full of anger, sadness, and just generally upset, so you sit down, turn on your gaming console (xbox, ps, pc) and put headphones on, or speakers next to you, and blare out some great music as loud as you can (especially dubstep)(best when using headphones) and then you would play a game (usually CoD) and you would use your favorite gun and go mental ! Your rage would help you fight this game, you would come top of the leaderboards every match!

(Refer to sunger for meanings).

Mate, where you been?!

Sorry, just been having a sunger session.

by SungerManiac! May 31, 2011


Psychology Sessions

Psychology Sessions are one of the most insidious ways of torture, worse than burning and feeding the victim their fingers. It is not a physical torture, but one of the Mind. Where as physical torture victims may be crippled but recover, Victims of Psychology Sessions, Usually being Mentally Unstable, Become the Mentally Shattered. Once they have become the Mentally Shattered, there is no help for them.

Victim 1: "PLEASE. No More Psychology Sessions!"
Mother: "It's good for you, after what happened."
Victim 1: "It's Worse Than Suicide!"

by 51-13.64 May 7, 2018


man-session

to have a man-session. a social gathering of "the guys"; often misunderstood as having homosexual meaning.

justin came to see if the guys wanted to have a man-session.

by teachingthetruth629 February 20, 2009