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The act of farting that will cause you to shit a wee bit of that massive terd you felt slithering through your intestines for days. When you shart there is no going back. You will forever be changed by the sheer amount of "oh fuck!" going through your mind.
You: Dude those .89$ burritos were fucking delicious. Thats gonna be a epic shit.
Your fat greasy friend: *gurgle* hahah
*3 days later*
You: Dude I gotta fart
Your ass: *gurgle*
Your soul dies because of the shart.
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When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.
Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"
--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"
Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.
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accidental pooping when sqeezing a fart out - to shit and fart at the same time.
'aye man - I was waiting on the bus and was dying on a shit- I thought I could squeeze out a sneaky fart - oh man a' pure sharted myself! Stinkin'!
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v.,n. - to accidentally shit oneself while attempting to fart
I accidentally sharted myself.
Did I get some shart on you?
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The act of farting immediately followed by unwillingly protruding fecal matter (solid/liquid) causing quite the disturbance in your undergarments while displaying an extremely awkward facial expression.
Young skeet, "Yo dawg what is that smell? And what is that
look on yo face?"
Young poopy, "Aint nothin dawg jus plain ol' shart."
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To fart and sh-t at the same time.
Jess: Eww
Sara: What?
Jess: I just sharted and I feel smelly.
Sara: Eww!
Jess: I know, right?
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A fart that spews shit into your pants.
Jeffrey did you just fart. No it was a shart cause theres some shit mixed in. Tottaly Radical!
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