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When you are on the verge of taking possibly the most disgustingly smelly, nastiest, painful, room clearing, eye watering, breath shortening, leg falling asleep shit ever...period.
Usually performed at the most inopportune time imaginable:
1) The company picnic where toilet paper is not accessable.
2)Your new girlfriends parents house when meeting them for the first time.
3)While driving the hottest chick home from the bar.
4)At a funeral.
5)At a wedding
6)In church
7)At a sorority house while in the midst of strip poker
8)Before or during a threesome with twins.
9)When cuffed in a police car, or in jail.
10)While attending a sporting event with "open stall" bathrooms.
11)at any store or restaurant without locks on the single throne bathroom.
12)At your inlaws.
A shat mcnasty is the shat of all shats, the dump of all dumps, the king of all craps, the morning after eating at any mexican taco stand.
Dude: "what happened last night after I had to leave?"
Dude 2: "the Olsen twins lost their hand in strip poker and got naked looking for you....where did you go?"
Dude: "after eating all that mexican food and drinking that pisswater they call beer, I went to the ihop and took a shat mcnasty. I blew it out in there and cleared the place, I think they called the fire department."
Dude 2: "did you go home and shower after that?"
Dude: "I had to"
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the past of shit which means to poop, crap, or take a dump
"Mrs. Blumberg shat her pants"
quote made by Chris Kennedy in gym class
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The past tense of something that was once "the shit"
omg those flip-flops are soooo the shat!
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it means shut up.mostly used by chavs
nikky:i drank 2 bottles of vodka in quarter of an hour
chav:shat up,no way
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Literally, the act of mastering shat; asserting your natural authority over God's putty; indulging in a dance under chocolate rain. Also, dominating a predictably submissive William Shatner.
"Wow, I had no idea you were into shat mastering... Are you busy tonight?"
"Look at that shat master! He's totally giving it to the Shat!!"
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to feel the urge of some nasty quickly flowing excrement about to blast out of your ass.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.
he suddenly turned pale, and started walking funny as he walked stiffly to the restroom. I think he has a case of the goose shats.
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noun. Snapchatting while shitting. Pretty self explanatory.
Sarah just sent me a shat chat. It was clutch.
Erika tried to shat chat but it was just shat.
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