shaving cream

another word for shit like in the song

go sit in a pile of shaving cream.

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Shave Ice

Hawaiian term for snow cone

Cup of finely crushed ice toped with a liquid flavoring(ex. Cherry, blueberry, bubblegum, etc.

"Wanna grab a shave ice for desert?"

"Shave what?"

"Shave ice! Shave ice! You know like a snow cone."

"Oh a snow cone, can I get ice cream on it?"

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Yak Shaving

When a female has so much public hair that you need a weed wacker

Dayum bitch ya' finna need some yak shaving done.

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No shave november

The month when most men are single, because women find it repulsive for men to have pub like hair on his face.

If a woman was to make out for a long period of time with a man with a beard, it could result in beard burn.

Man- "wanna have sex"
Woman- "not until you shave that beard"

Woman- "If you're going to participate in no shave november, so will I. See how you like it"

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Shaved ham

Somebody who becomes so swole that that look like a big leg of shaved ham with arms and legs.

James: fuck bro I went ham on the gym last night.

Scott: you already look like shaved ham

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No Shave November

Synonymous with No Sex November. Men participate in this "manly month" to prove... something... no one's really figured out what yet. Unfortunately, participation in No Shave November also grants you full access to the synonymous month.

I'm not getting laid Billy, it's No Shave November, remember?

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shaved mountain

A Shaved Mountain is something you come across when an SJW goes to extreme heights just to get their point across.

That shaved mountain of a Karen really tried to get me to believe that beans are actually a good food.