Shed boi

Shed boi is a group of people who hang around a shed named shrel and are all rapist who have dirty ass minds and r wayyy better than the bench boi as shed boi is the supreme group

Shed boi is amazing yet disabled

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The Sped Shed

A man cave where a sped and other Patricks go and fuck all.

Bro I went to The sped shed Jonny has, man they were fucking a Barney plushy, shit man ….. never again

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two sheds

You are a 'two sheds' if you always one up yourself, brag or show off when an opportunity arises.

Holly has one shed. Cat would like Holly to know she has two sheds.
This is known as 'being a two sheds', 'two shedding' or 'shedding'.

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tool shed

The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.

I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).

That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.

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Painting The Shed

To skeet semen profusely all over a woman's vagina and then rub your dick up and down on it between her labia lips.

"Yea I was painting the shed last night and it was fucking awesome"

"Uh dude, yesterday I was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl fucking shit! And it like slid down. So I painted the shed brown. It was really gross at first but then it was like....sorta like cool."

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tool shed

jizz mop

yo dat jizz mop is a tool shed

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tül shed

1: A place of congregation populated by athletic males, superficial females, and other people who find it hard to acquire friends. A tül shed usually serves US domestic light beers, jägermeister, rohypnol, and overwhelming insecurity.
2: A pet name for a bandmate

G: Hey Bozilas, wanna go to The "R Bar"
B: Nah, that place is a total tül shed

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