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dumb cunt who back stabs you and steals your man. If you got a crush and she finds out, he'll be her boyfriends within a few days. Do not trust her with money, she will never pay you back! Make sure you call her out on all her flaws just so she knows she's not perfect like Shelby's think they are. She can't sing worth a damn, if she sings, tell her to stfu and that she's untalented. Lesson hear is, Shelby's are worthless and dumb hoes, do not become friends with them.
I was dating Nate, a week after we started dating, Shelby started to have feelings for him.
We were singing in choir, someone was so flat it must've been Shelby
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Someone of the female sex that has so much potential in life. Any ideal and smart man would choose himself to be with this beautiful and intelligent woman for the rest of his life. She may also give you the feeling that she could be the "one". This female specimen typically enjoys doing random cartwheels that make people smile, yelling parkour as she jumps off things and singing with such an incredibly sexy voice that it is surprising that she is not the world's next super star in music.
Example 1:
Guy: (standing outside Shelby's room)
Shelby: Singing, lalalala
Guy: (open's door) Holy crap you are amazing!
Shelby: No I don't. (In Denial)
Example 2:
Guy: How has your day been so fa...
Shelby (Runs and jumps off random surface) PARKOUR!
Guy: (Facepalm) I think I like you.
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To be an overdramatic sarcastic asshole, Taking no owner ship to one's wrongdoings, and Having an anime girlfriend
"Honestly KM you are being a total Shelby!"
-Ricky February 6th 2014 11:25:47 PST
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mean girl who's your best friend at first, and you tell her everything, then goes and becomes friends with your enemy and tells them all your secret
"Shelby ruined my life. she told _______ all of my secrets!"
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The girl who is given it all. She is cute, talented, kind, remembers people's names, and is liked by everyone.
She believes, rather naively, that everyone can get what they want by trying for it, just as she has.
My best friend.
Person 1: She's so cute! And look at the painting in the gallery! So amazing!
Person 2: That's Shelby. Of course she's amazing!
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a tall white girl, but very smart and takes on many asian qualities (i.e. gets A's in everything, actually likes math)
also is particularly odd, and is often found talking to and naming inanimate objects, such as buses, and pretending that she is an animal. Likes some painful things, such as shots. Is also smiling all the time and is one of those people who can take a very tense situation, such as a debate with friend, and make sure that they DON'T kill each other.
1. "hi bus, how are you? what should i name you?" that girl talking is DEF a shelby!
2. Shelby:"WHOOO!!! I'm a camel!"
kid: "is that girl crazy?"
kid 2: "no thats just shelby"
kid: "isn't that the same thing"
friend: "Conan O'Brien is SOOOOO much better than Jay Leno because of (ten minutes later) and (an hour later)!!
shelby: "ok calm down, we can talk about this later...once i'm not in the position to be strangled"
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A very manipulative person. Shelby is probably bipolar. She will use you and then dump you. She will hate you one month then love you the next than ingnore you for 5. She’ll try to make everyone in your friend group hate you. She likely makes a lot of dumb jokes about her being gay or being sad. She will hate you until you start appearing to be a threat then she will give you a half hearted apology
“I’m so glad that Shelby is moving.” “God Shelby is such a bitch,” “Shelby made me cry today,”
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