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A condition which causes an inability to focus on any particular person while online dating. SOS (Shiny Object Syndrome) generally occurs in the early stages between initial contact and meeting for coffee. Signs of onset include: a) habitual perusing of profiles b) a desire to maintain prior conversations and c) enticement with new inbox messages. In severe cases, lack of sleep is commonly noted. Unfortunately, sufferers of SOS become nearly incapacitated at meeting another person.
Shelby: I started conversing with Jerome online, our messages were engaging, and all seemed to be going well, then suddenly he simply disengaged. I just don't understand it.
Tara: This sounds like a classic case of SOS, Shelby, and he's suffering from exposure to SOS (Shiny Object Syndrome), which has incapacitated him.
Shelby: What shall I do?
Tara: Unfortunately, there is no known cure for SOS, which leaves you to search new profiles and email enticing messages.
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When wiping one's ass, especially after diarrhea, the soil is so wet that the fingers protrude right through the layers of toilet tissues.
Oh my, this is one shiny brass ring I wouldn't mind taken off my finger. Should I shake it off or use my clean hand to peel it off?
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a person who is more shiny then katy perry
Hot man: Wowow girl pretty
Hot man's frend: Go complimentary herrrr
Hot man: oh ok.
Hot man: *walks over*
gorl: hi
Hot man: girl you more shiny then katy perry
gorl: *implodes like a sussy baka*
The feeling you get in a long term relationship when you develop a crush on someone else for a short period of time.
I love James and i'd never leave him, but i think i have a slight crush on Will! Ugh i must have shiny new toy syndrome, it'll pass in a week!
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party girls that cant resist the hot boy, and rely on each other when all else fails. theres more to us then youll ever know. were emos, and were bitches. wed rather eat then actually be skinny. we like to save planes and ride air men. we love boys, but know they'll break our hearts. we love life and wouldnt trade these nights we wont remember with friends we'll never forget for ANYTHING.
The definition of hard shiny plastic is emily and kim, and you like it.
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A parody band. Also called EDBSO for short. Comprised of three members, Nick Roome, Kele Powell, and Joey Ebert. Kele is more focused on the writing as opposed to the singing, which happens to be Joey's forte, while Nick is somewhere in the middle. They have several parodies created including, but not limited to the following:
Get in shape (Gwen Stefani, Sweet Escape)
Computer Log on (Simple Plan, Untitled)
Crappy Little Corvette (All American Rejects, Dirty Little Secret)
You Give my Tooth a Bad Pain (Bon Jovi, You Give Love a Bad Name)
Easily Distracted (by Shiny Objects) is the most awesomest band ever!
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