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A Disc Jockey for a radio station who specializes in shocking, disturbing, and disgusting radio bits. Popular examples include Opie & Anthony and of course Howard Stern.
Howard Stern is the first shock jock, but he is sucky. Opie and Anthony are good shock jocks who got fired.
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One of life's biggest disappointments.It is the dejection/rage experienced by first time workers when they get their very first paycheck and realize they don't get to keep the entire $5.25 they thought they were working for.
My son experienced paycheck shock when he saw all the stuff deducted from his gross pay.
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The primitive yet ground-breaking game that was the precursor
to the sequel 'System Shock 2' which was way better.
System Shock won't run on my new computer without alot of tweaking because it's a dos game from way back when.
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euphoric feeling that is a result of close-up exposure to a really good-looking person, specifically Topcon Mike. Usually accompanied by an inability to concentrate, a feeling of light-headedness and uncontrollable smiling/giggling. Also causes a desire to scoop him up for both innocuus and illicit purposes. May also cause affected person to forget to breathe.
"After spending five minutes with Topcon Mike, I almost fainted from hottie shock! I totally couldn't think straight."
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When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.
Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it
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When the use of a condom caused your penis to go limp because of their inhibiting and desensitizing nature.
Yo I was crushin this phat dime last week when all the sudden prophylactic shock set in. She told all her friends and now I can't even pay a girl to go out with me.
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A shock site is a site that will shrink your browser, make loud music/sound files play and flash pornographic(usually gay) images across your screen. This is a internet prank commonly used to trick new people into going to one.
Good examples are www.meatspin.com, www.lastmeasure.com, www.lemontubspin.com
new person:hey, how do i get to the posting screen for this forum lulz
guy:just go to *disguises link to a shock site as a link to a help topic*
noob: gee thanks
*a minute later*
noob:hey you asshole you gave me a virus!
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