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shoot a load

(v) To ejaculate.

This chick is so heet, I want to tittyfuck her and shoot a load on her boobs.

by keyshaw June 29, 2004

216๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


hook-and-shoot

The act of suddenly grabbing a good-looking person with a "hook" move on the dance floor and pulling this person to you while your friends quickly take a picture in the hope of improving your own Facebook status.

You:
Duuuuuude, look at this chick I scored with last night!
Your friends:
No way man, you pulled a hook-and-shoot

by 6P April 21, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


mute and shoot

turning the audio off on a video in order to be able to masturbate to it successfully i.e. shoot your load. Videos that require muting and shooting include pornography with attractive actresses who unfortunately make noises like monkeys in the zoo when they get excited or talk too much especially when their excessive talking is in a creepy baritone.

Muting and shooting can also be necessary when traditional pornography is not available and one must resort to watching music videos of a singer who is incredibly hot, but completely lacks talent.

Guy 1: "Remember how much it sucked when it took hours to download porn and then you'd finally watch it and the chick would be screaming so fake?"

Guy 2: "Yah man. All that you can do in that situation is mute and shoot."

by APxLSxMT April 28, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


shoot me

A phrase said when one wants death.

Person A: Hey, did you remember that we have a test today?
Person B: Oh God, shoot me now.

by cam.is.cheesy September 19, 2017

27๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


crap shoot

Something that is random, not based on skill. People think this refers to an asshole (where your crap shoots out), but it's actually a reference to the dice-rolling game called Craps.

The stock market is a crap shoot.

by EGarrett June 13, 2004

560๐Ÿ‘ 194๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shoots Brah

Some back ground info: Typicaly used in the Hawaiian islands.It is an informal good bye amongst the youth of the islands, but not limited to the use of youngsters. There are some reported cases of use on "The Mainland". When said in a passive manner, one usually throw up a shaka then says the words "Shoots Brah."

A word of many meanings. With a change of tone the words meaning can change instantly. It can be used as a casual good bye^. The word can be used as an aggressive response to a call out also*.

^ First Ex.
Man1: I see you at the party tonight then?

Man2: Yup, just remember to bring the Hards and I'll bring the Budz

Man1: To night is going to be Action, oh shit gotta go.

Throws Up a Shaka
Man2: Shoots Brah!

* Second Ex.
Man1: I heard you was talking shit.

Man2: What the fuck, you Tripin'

Man1: What did you just say!

Man2: Maybe you shouldn't let your dad stick his dick in your ears anymore so you can hear better.

Man1: Fuck that! We go Scrap

Man2: Shoots Brah!

by Maui Boy-Lahaina Side October 17, 2010

70๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shooting bunnies

A series of sudden farts that follow one another in quick succession.

He's shooting bunnies

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

39๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž