V(irtual W)indow Shopping
The act of logging on to (via a internet connected computer) a website loading up your online cart with the ultimate configuration of <insert noun here.>
Dreaming about recieving the <noun> then proceeding to empty your online cart because you cant afford it.
Sam and Jen were vindow shopping for a new SUV last week, getting ready for when they get their settlement check
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vagina; preferably a meaty one that you can eat quickly
"what are you doing tonight?"
im goin to her butcher shop"
"you lucky bitch!"
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It is when you or others are tryna find the perfect guy or girl to love and have a relationship with
βIm tryna make this year the best by star shopping hopefully to find someone specialβ
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v. - to alter (a photo) with image editing software such as Adobe Photoshop. Abbreviation of Photoshop.
Were Ignignokt and Err really on the Daily Show? I would like to see that episode.
Ha! So would I.... No, someone p-shopped it.
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A term used to describe the way bitches act. "Shopping" is just a generalization for all the things a "bitch" does and WILL do.
Jake: "Man last night I was buying this bitch drinks all night then she went home with my friend!"
Tom: "I'm not surprised man, bitches be shopping!"
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Christmas is on it's way, you've just bought gifts for all extended relatives and their dozen pets, isn't it time for a little personal splurging while you're out?
Simply put, going "Christme Shopping" is purchasing gifts exclusively for yourself - usually items that you know you aren't going to get otherwise, or could just be shopping for yourself around the holidays when the outlets are packed.
"Everyone else is looked after, time for a little Christme Shopping"
The cycle of shopping, feeling guilt, and returning your purchases.
Tanya: I have bought and returned the same sweater from Old Navy four times.
Sharon: Tanya, you have serious shopping bulemia. There are people that can help you.