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Most gay assholes hit you in the head and say "should have had a V8", next time well try hitting someone in the balls and say "sould have had a fuze bitch"
Elliott: (Kicks mason in the balls)
Mason: Fuck
Elliott: Should have had a fuze bitch
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when you get the strong urge to perform the inexplicable act of dipping your balls in sulfuric acid.
I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid
I should not have dipped my balls in sulfuric acid, I will be dipping it hydrochloric acid next time.
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When someone is so bored that their brain pretty much melts and they don't know what to search so they just the computer what to search and they don't even realize that they have searched something.
an example of what I am bored what should i type? means is: The girl was so bored that her brain nearly melted and asked the computer what to search and then she realized she just searched something
A break up phrase very commonly used to get out of the relationship. However it has double meaning
I think we should see other people = HaHa! I already am.
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I am drunk right now but maybe smoking would do something for me.
Being drunk is ok, but smoking brings a lot of relaxation I hear. Who wants to grow old and ugly anyway.
When am I able to get any satisfaction in this world, Everything else just seems so boring and dull.
Maybe I should start smoking
UD Jews im drunk but I meant this for you guys to read
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A crappy way to break up with someone.
J: I think we should see other people
K: Yeah, me too.
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Things you should do for someone you love
When daddy, and daddy love each other sooooo much, they suck each other's cock, and peg untill they can't walk.
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