an absolute dad. respect him and obey him and he will love you. stay out of his swamp and you will stay safe. shrek does not like donkeys or short ugly ass people specifically by the name of lord farquad. he will only treat you the way you treat him. to get on his good side buy him onions. shrek is an absolute unit and a sublime ruler of our universe. at first people thought he was a undefined force like god but one day he showed up on earth. he has gone undefeated and will stay that way. shrek is a green dad.
“oh wow shrek you have big feet”
The definition of a fucking daddy😍🤤
Shrek could run me over and I would thank him.
Our mighty ogre God he is love is life he has a goddess queen named feouna and he has a guardian Stalin named donkey don't mess with these God don't go in their swamp but pray to them if you want to live.
I just offered my meal to our mighty God shrek
shrek be me baby bae. he loves me and i love him. we are emo together. he left fiona for me and now we have babies
i love my husband shrek
Shrek is love, shrek is life
You must accept him and let him Cum in you with his 50 foot peinis
A demigod to the geniuses who have joined the cult called The Union. Shrek is the messenger for our Lord and savior Cthulhu. Shrek is also a green ogre. He will also murder you for not bowing down to him or Cthulhu.
Person 1: Who is Shrek?
Person 2: Shrek is the amazing messenger for our Lord Cthulhu! He is a demigod and he is a green ogre!
Person 1: Wow!
A state of feeling grossed out and disgusted after encountering someone or something.
“Those new sketchers make me feel shrek”