top notch tree lover right there
jittle john: “ayo mom” mom: “yes dear?” jittle john: “imma go to sexy susan’s house an do shrooms and LSD with her.” mom: “okay dear be good, be on your best behavior.”
When you are doing laundry and are wanting to add some extra starch to your clothing. Pull open a pocket and cum into it.
While I was washing clothes the other night, I forgot to buy some starch. So I thought I would add Shroom Starch to it, so I opened up a pocket and came into it.
A plant in Plants vs. Zombies 2 which shoots viral spores which does good damage but can turn Zombies into other Spore-shrooms once they're destroyed.
"Spore-shrooms are so good in some worlds because they can pressure the Zombies by a TON."
When your friend has had too much shrooms and now he looks like toad
Are u addicted again? Cuz u got a shroom cut!
A mushroom which is celebrating Christmas wither by cosplay or baking cakes or distributing presents. If someone hurts this type of mushroom, they are bound to go to hell.
Person 1: Hey look at that mushroom, it seems like it has a christmas hat
Person 2: NO! THAT'S A CRIMMAS SHROOM!! You'll be damned if you eat that!
This is what appears on your face after Red has slapped your face with his dickhead after you passed out early
Joe drank too much and passed out at 10. He woke up with reds shroom on his forehead
A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise that is a mushroom but starts dropping small suns first than bigger suns overtime.
"Sun-shrooms in PvZ2 are so busted when you use Plant Food at one of them."