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When a couple are taking pictures of each other, especially with one camera. One takes a picture of the other in front of something, then they shuffle together, exchange the camera and swap positions. They end up with two pictures, neither of which includes both of them.
Hang on, let me help out those two doing the couple shuffle over there.
An orgy consisting of only fat people.
Nah, I'm having a Blubber-Shuffle tonight.
A dance craze that was started in Lafayette, Louisiana by the artist Cupid. It was first introduced in late 2006. It's a type of 2-step dance but it's a certain way to do it.
Man, the Cupid Shuffle is so easy. It's just 2-steppin with a style.
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A dance that a teacher does, where they constantly nod their heads like a pigeon whilst standing still and shifting their weight from leg to leg in a rythmic manner, to the beat of a urban beat.
Variations-
Sheriff shuffle
Hands on hips shifting from side to side whist nodding....
ATTENTION: this dance needs alot of room as you may get carried away with nodding and going into overload!
Did you see the shuffle today? it was legendary!
Its assembly cant wait to see the man in action!! woohoo!
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Occurring most often in female public restrooms with an excess of stalls (i.e. truckstop, mall), this is the act of checking each stall for one that is void of anything in, on, or around the toilet. Most likely ends in settling for the least disgusting stall, or waiting for an occupied stall to become available.
John: What took you so long, I thought you only had to "pee real quick"?
Cindy: I did, but I had to do a two minute stall shuffle before I could find one that was clean enough to go in.
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A dance in which you tiwst the body with arms extended in front, bent at the elbows, palms up.
As made famous by Michael Singer, Gov'mint Teacha.
Guy 1: "Dude you see me do the singer shuffle in the pit last night?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! Nice Singer would be proud."
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When a stupid person purposely procrastinates and wastes your time because they can't decide what to do.
"Look Dave, quit doing the asshole shuffle and decide what you want from McDonalds."
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