park skiing

the dopest sport, and an addiction to dank riders in XL+ clothes throwing down at every mountain off whatever there is.

-"ZoMg3rZ its Tanner Hall!"

-"Ayy gangsta park skiing is bombbb"

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ski slope

When a girl sits in between two dudes and jacks them off simultaneously as if she were using their cocks as ski poles

Juanita loves to ski slope her two best male friends, Bryan and Rob.

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The Jet Ski

jet skied, jet skiing;

sex position in which a guy straddles a girls chest and proceeds to diddy ride (tit wank) her while gripping bunches of hair at either side of her head (handle bars).
at the point of ejaculation the girl urinates, producing a jet of fluid, like a water ski.

"tried the jet ski last night, the sheets were soaked"

"jet skied this girl last night, came right on her chin"

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ski bunny

A female on the snow who makes you crack a fat even in sub zero temperatures.

Time to get out the guns and get us a ski bunny

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Ski Trip

When a girl jacks off two guys at the same time. her hands are going in a ski poles motion.

"joey lets get june to take us for a ski trip"
"june will you go for a ski trip"
"ya sure"

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Ski burn

When you go skiing down a slope in only a t-shirt and shorts like a retard without sunscreen. As a result, almost half your face gets red and the skin gets all chapped.

Shane: Dude, did you see the ski burn on jacks face?
Marty: Yeah man, that shit sucks.

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Ski-Low

Ski-Low is a common term used in the mid-western area for a loose or "easy" girl.

Hey did you have sex with that girl last night? No, Good she's such a ski-low

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