Skirt Work

Women's work around the house. When meals are cooked, the floor is clean, the toilet has been scrubbed, the kids have been fed, there are clean clothes hung neatly in your closet, all before the men have gotten home from work. Then the man can rest for he has a long day of work ahead of him the next day. The last part can be revamped if the woman would like to partake in intercourse. Immediately after intercourse the man must, then, sleep. The woman then checks on the kids to see if she has woken them up with all the work she just got done doing to the man. Then, and only then, she can go to sleep, but must wake up no later then dawn to get breakfast started. The process then repeats.

Note: The male only interacts with the children to do activities such as; football, basketball, having fun in general, and occasionally helping with homework. Everything outside the house belongs to the man. Skirt Work is designed for interior purposes only.

1. "Honey, I was talking to Trisha the other day and she tells me that I do too much work around the house and that her husband usually helps her to get things done." - Bad Wife

"Ha ha, oh hunny, Trisha is a damn liar. Skirt Work has been going on since the beginning of time. Is Trisha going against history? She sounds a little crazy to me." - Right Husband

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skirt steak

euphemism for vagina.

Dude, did you see Brittney's skirt steak when she got out of the car?

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bell skirt

A short skirt on a female, especially denim, that sways back and forth as she walks, resembling a bell tolling.

"Ring a ding ding, beautiful bell skirt walking up ahead."

"Whoa, wish I had a girl who walked like that."

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her skirt

i put this in coz if u look at the top right hand corner then it says: look up her skirt lol quite funi rele!!

(view top right of screen)

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Skirt Steak

An older womans pussy lips

Scott Said his old ladies pussy looked like a skirt steak!

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cold skirt

cold skirt -is a punk ass who stands 4 nothing and stands up 2 know one he or she is the lowest of all bitches

rob is a cold skirt 4 letting that little boy take his i pod

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t-skirt

That big ass 6X+ t-shirt that niggaz always wear and it's just long enuff to go below the calf and damn near big enuff to use as matress cover.

When you get that hunny over on that unexpected extended stay and she comes out the shower and says she didn't bring any nite clothes, just hand her that 10X t-skirt which on her will look like choir robe.

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