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when a man or woman sucks or licks on a rusty doorknob and likes it
Kevin likes to casually slob on my knob.(meaning he sucked on my rusty doorknob)
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Jay: hey have you heard this song
naiyah: what song
Jay : slob on my knob like corn in a Cobb check in with me and do your job lay on the bed and give me head dont have to ask Don't have to beg Squeeze on my nuts like on my butt Natural cure please don't touch
naiyah: your old i think everbody heard that song before
naiyah: you need to listen to cardi B Call bodak yellow
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slobbing the knob across the length of the shaft as if eating corn on the cob
"Did you hear that Luke's mom corn cob knob slobbed Matt last night?!"
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Valley girl-like way of saying hello.
Slob My Knob, how have you been these days?
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when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.
Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?
radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"
Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!
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A person who is so fat they can't see their penis and they have trouble getting around, They still live with their parents after the age of 30, and they don't work.
“Dude, Jordie Jordan is a Fat-faced f*cking-slob. He still lives with his parents.”
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When some one is a large person and they are also an imbecile.
"What's 9+20" asked Jimmy "27" replied Jumbo "You're a chunky monkey wobble slob. It's 29" stated Jimmy
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