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When a TV show's schedule is moved to Fridays, it is expected to be cancelled because no one will be home to watch it on Friday nights :(
Jon: Dude Southland's scheduled on a Friday night death slot.
Don: What?
Jon: IT MEANS IT'S GONNA BE CANCELLED.
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The direction of a chinese woman vagina hole runs opposite of normal women vaginas..
That chinks horizontal coin slot looks just like her eyes.
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You are just railing at a girl hardcore and then you decide to get crazy. You start off by loading a roll of quarters in the girls ass, then you put in some anal beads. Then you plant a foot on her ass. You rip them out and the quarters fly everywhere!
Dude, so me and my bros were in Vegas last weekend and we were just ripped! We found some hooker and she showed us the texas chainsaw slot machine! Let's just say we hit the jackpot!
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Satiated, full after a large meal. From the "Deal-A-Meal" infomercials featuring Richard Simmons where he claimed that "once you move your cards from slot A to slot B, you are done eating for the day".
Mom: Would you like another helping of meatloaf?
Son: No, all my cards are in slot B. I can't eat another bite.
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feeling a womens ass full of quarters, and then putting a string of beads in her ass. yank beads at incredible speed and SPLOOSH!!!! JACKPOT!!
Dude, I totally gave that chick a las vegas slot machine last night.
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a girl sits naked across a table with her legs spread and you bounce a quarter into her vagina as it inserts in like a slot machine quarter entry.
"yeah i know it was gay."
"why what happened"
"some wigger did an atlantic city slot machine to my girlfriend and i got so pissed off."
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Another reference to when two dudes try to stuff both of their man meat into a chick's pussy. I'm not sure where the origin came from, but I heard the term used on Eminem's response to Mariah Carey's "Obsessed".
"...When me and Luis were tryin to stick two CD's in the same slot."
-Eminem "The Warning"
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