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The byproduct of two gay gym rats coupling in the shower at your local workout club.
We all know the overly-helpful, underdressed, bicep-kissing gym rat that is constantly trying to give unsolicited advice; jumps in to spot when not needed; and is always touching inappropriately. He claims that he is the “sheepdog” of the gym, taking care of the lesser members. Well...he is gay...and is looking to pick up a lover to eventually take into the shower for a Sheepdog Smoothie.
“Let’s get a post-workout protien shake at the snack bar, bro.”
“Nah...I got something better for post-workout stress. Lemme give you my Sheepdog Smoothie, bro.”
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Smoothies with weed in em
Wiid....
Smoothie...
EPIC!
Steve: Heyyyy what are you doing
Frank: Drankin a Doobie Smoothie
Steve: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll be right over!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When a man has his penis out then the girl proceeds to put her fingers on the tip and then spread the hole apart then she sneezes into it and the guy ejects it all over her face.
lime smoothie:when you want to go crazy
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What you order when eating out a land whale.
"Last night I went down on a girl I met at the bar."
"Oh you mean that land whale? I hope she makes a good tuna smoothie."
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A nickname given to a boy who is incredibly smooth and sweet and lovable, just like a real cherry smoothie is!
Devon, you are such a cherry smoothie!
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When you Put Your Cock Into A Blender for a couple seconds to get an adrenaline high
Duuuuuude i just chopped up my dick while i was Turkish Smoothieing
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A site that used to be fun, but now is filled with furries and wierdos with role playing games
Oh you play Chicken Smoothie? Your such a furrie!
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