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ejaculation of sperm from the penis.
I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.
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when you have to sneeze in a meeting or workplace and you hold the sneeze internally.
dude did you just sneeze? you held that in good, that was a good sneeze arrest.
When you sneeze a lot of times in a row
I was having a sneeze fit because my allergy.
The act of sneezing after or during wine consumption. End result is splatter the shade of Merlot on your person or a friend.
Brittany: "oh man, what's all over my shirt"
Jenny: "yo, that looks like a wine sneeze"
An Alfresco sneeze is when you are outside and have a runny nose with no tissues and use the nearest leaf of a bush to blow your nose with and leave it on the floor afterwards
Alfresco sneeze is walking to work with an awful cold, need a sneeze/ need to blow your nose and grabbing a big leaf off the nearest bush and doing the dirty
The epidemic of almost uncontrollable sneezing after having a few cold ones. Possibly a slight allergic reaction, but further study is required. A temporary cure is more drinks to numb the nasal passages.
“ man, why can’t you stop sneezing?”
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”
*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.
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person 1: heyyy do you know max (sneeze)?
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