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A creature short in stature who prays on men at nightclubs. When she is ready to feed she initiates in her rare mating dance only seen when incredibly drunk. But once done the man will only survive by punching it in the face and have time to flee as she slithers away
Person 1:Did you hear how Snooki prays on men like a feisty anaconda
An erection that you are unsure of why you have.
Every time I watch Full House I get a snooki.
A girl from New Jersey.
Yo! Check out that Snooki over there! Absolute duster!
That footcramp from Hell you get right before falling asleep that has the approximately same staying power as a cockroach. Generally only cured by standing back up out of bed again.
Bro 1: Bro, I was just about to pass out last night when I got the worst Snooki ever!
Bro 2: Bro! Snooki's are the worst! I usually hit mine until they go away.
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I had no choice but to get up and on top of it.
A term of affection for a person that over-emphasizes their adorableness. The term is used in place of the person's proper name. It frequently makes eavesdropping bystanders squeamish.
After an absence of several months, she spotted him at the airport and bellowed "Helllooo Snooki-winks!"
A fat boy, of around 30-40 cm in length, with a black, white and tan coat and a tail that wags furiously when the men in red walk by. This specimen always barks and is the finest example of animal of his species; a fat chihuahua. He is truely the apotheosis of doggy-kind and his name is Pepe the Chihuahua.
The Snooky Woo Woo loves to receive attention and most of all, his signature treat of “belly-rubbing”.
The action of being taken home by a girl for a sure thing, then being disappointed by the female menstratin.
Ya dude, I went home with her after the bar but I got snookied.