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A day in winter when a large amount of snow falls in a short amount of time making travel difficult. Schools close for this reason. Usually enjoyed unless you are older in which case you have to shovel. Has become increasingly common in the Northern Midwest and New England over the past few years.
Guy 1: Hey did you see the weather forecast?
Guy 2: Yea, 15 inches of snow tomorrow.
Guy 1: You know what that means...
Guy 2: SNOWDAY!!!
Teacher: Hmm chance of snow for next week.
Student: it will be a snow day.
Teacher: No it wont
Student: Yes it will we live in Wisconsin.
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A snow pioneer is the first person who treads through any amount of snow greater than ankle height. As a result, this pioneer will suffer the consequences of stepping into deep snow, however their sacrifice will allow the people who follow through those very same footsteps to remain relatively unaffected by the snow.
We have to cut across this field! Thank god for the snow pioneer, without their trail of footsteps, my socks would be soaked!
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Television static. Used as a euphemism for the black-and-white specks that flash across the screen, giving the impression of falling snow.
I hooked up my cable, but nothing came through. All I could watch last night was the snow channel.
A condom in which is filled with snow and has tiny holes at the tip. Usually tied of with a big knot for easy gripping. Also known as a "Fake-Ice-Man".
Oh my god Jared, you are such a disappointment, just pull out and make me a Dill-Snow or get the fuck out!
Tina Snow is Megan Thee Stallion’s first alter ego and was inspired by late Houston rapper Pimp C's alias Tony Snow.
"Young Tina Snow goin' hard on hoe, ah"
The amusing locks that form when falling snow accumulates in long, loose hair.
Dude, I got hard, icy pseudo-dreads from walking in the snow with my thick, flowing mane untied, giving me an ice-vampire vibe.I shall christen them snow dreads. Nice:)
Simon is traumatized by, his horrible up bringing in children's homes, every event he got tangled up in as the result of being a magical nuclear reactor, as well as finding out (spoilers) that he has been draining the magic from the world everytime he does a spell or goes off.
Simon is wonderful and deserves so much better than he has ever gotten, or let himself have. Simon loves Baz, but doesn't believe he is good enough for Baz.
Although Simon deserves better, he should not be treated like a helpless baby, because he is infact a capable "adult."
Simon's favorite food is butter, he also love sour cherry scones and roast beef.
"Simon Snow, it hurts to look at you when you're this happy. And it hurts to look at your when your depressed."
Person1: Why are you crying?
Person2: I'm thinking about Simon snow.