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1. An individual who makes an embarrassing dick of themselves in public places.
2. Someone who you really do not want to be!
Person 1: Jan is such a dick.
Person 2: Yeah she is a total cough splash.
When your dropping a large loaf and it crashes into the toilet with such force, water splashes up into your scrotum
"Dude, I was pinching a turd when water came up and sack splashed me, I'm still kind of wet."
The Scattering of water and feces particles caused by defecating in a lavatory.
Watch out for that public poo-splash, you will catch some of them herpies.
whale splash, is a short stubby turd that is heavy in weight! so when it hits the water in the toilet it splashes you.
Steve did you hear that? I think Brett just got whale splashed! I heard him cussing in the bathroom.
Flushing the toilet as soon as the terd hits the water. A common courtesy owed to all patrons of public restrooms.
If you are gonna use my crapper you better flush on splash bro...
When a man takes his testicles, dunks them in marinara sauce and proceeds to shove them into a womans mouth
"How was your night with mark?"
"It was amazing he gave me a meatball splash!"
When you get hit with water runoff from the road due to someone driving too fast over it. Also an old TV trope in which a character has this happen to them to add insult to injury when already having a bad day.
Jill: “How could things get any worse!?”
*Gets Sidewalk Splashed*