1. An individual who makes an embarrassing dick of themselves in public places.
2. Someone who you really do not want to be!
Person 1: Jan is such a dick.
Person 2: Yeah she is a total cough splash.
the art of masturbating in public.
Dave went into town at the weekend, I can only presume he was having an urban splash.
The area surrounding someone when they doin a wave check
Did you see Jaquis’ wavecheck? I was in the splash zone.
When you have a successful bowel movement but sometime later need to go back to the toilet for more.
I had a good one this morning but had to go back for a second splash after breakfast
A splash of water a person receives in the butt when they are taking a shit, dump, or poop. When you're poop hits the water and splashes back up into you
"Gotdamit man, I just got brownie splashed. I even tried standing up as my turd left my butt
to avoid this!!"
- Marcus R
A Jackson Pollock inspired pooh painting left on the back wall of the toilet for all the world to enjoy.
Auctioneer: “Ladies and gentlemen, the next piece up for sale is a 2014 Selby Splash made possible by a long weekend of tap beer and disco fries. We will start the bidding at $150,000.”
When a man has butt pee and it splashes on his ball sack.
Bryant's wife didn't want to touch him, because he has splash nuts!!!!