Sex act where you jizz/cum on a girls face and then throw loose change at her (most likely pennies).
This girl came over last night and I gave her the ol' Splooge McDuck treatment
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The act of jizzing on a girl's face, followed by pelting her with loose change- consisting mostly of pennies.
"Dude, last night this chick I was with was a total bitch and wouldn't stop asking for me to buy her stuff. So after she sucked me off, I totally gave her a Splooge McDuck."
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Another name for the reservoir on the end of a condom.
Blair's hoodie is so small it faintly resembles a splooge cup.
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a girl who likes to be splooged on
she was a splooge bitch when i was done with her
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what i call the juice franchise "booster juice"......booster splooge is the splooge of the yuppie dorks that go to that place.
booster splooge is hella expensive.
let's drink some nerd semen at booster splooge.
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Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.
A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.
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Term used to describe the event when a man is jacking/jerking/jagging off while viewing a dirty magazine with pornographic images such as playboy or penthouse, and the man splooges (ejaculates) all over the magazine creating a giant mess of man gravy on the magazine.
Johnny: Bro, i was totally looking at my penthouse magazine yesterday and there was this picture of this fine girl and dude i just let out my man gravy all over the magazine.
Beaver: Dude, you totally had a magjag Splooge.
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