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An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events
The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.
Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
The correct name of the United States. However due to a constitutional muck up only the citizens of American Samolia refer to it as such.
the United Sporks of Amoogaboink has launched a nuclear strike against best Korea
OMG! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms!!!! OMGWTF!!11 FUnnnYYYyY!!!111
i removed the worms from my dog by eating my dog's ass using my poopchute spork thinger
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Giant Cooking apparatus used to prep cook and finish a decent amount of ready also known as crinack which is then used to supply there is your friend with frivolous activity based around Matt bordeau fuck now by 7
The friends proceeded to cook up the supply of crinack in their giant crack spork for good luck
The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door
Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done