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Alice Springs, a lovely small town in the middle of Australia. It is known for uluru and it's desert.
For the tourist it is an amazing place.
to live there, is sh*t.
Aboriginals on the street drinking there goon and sniffing petrol, what a great place ay mate!
But seriously, alice springs, the place to be!
full of mad wanna be's who go around picking fights and doing drugs, yeah there pretty cool. Alice springs, get on it!
Let's go down the todd river in alice springs and drink some vb with the locals!
alice springs, where aborignals shit, piss, sleep and have sex on the street.
"what ya doing on the weekend" "oh nothing mate, remember, im from alice springs, nothing to do!
"gotta love gettin chased by noongas in alice springs"
Alice springs - stabbing capital of the world
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Colorado Springs is a decently sized town in Colorado that is about 80 miles south of Colorado's capital, Denver. There is absolutely nothing to do here, unless you're over 21, but still. There are movie theaters, and two stupid malls. Oh ya... Skate City. C-town (as we like to call it) is popular because it is right by Pikes Peak and Garden of the Gods is here. (Anyone up for hiking?) And Colorado's biggest Evangelical church is here, New Life Church. It is also home to millions of teenagers who have no lives, so they make one on myspace... because there's nothing to do in Colorado Springs. Oh, yes, and it's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. And it is notorious for uber fast weather changes.
Teenage Visitor: It's fucking cold.
Colorado Spings native:If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes, it'll be different.
Teenage visitor: There's nothing to do here.
Colorado Springs native: OH, I know, let's go to Walgreens!
Becky: I wanna go back to Miami.
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A Place Of Unusual Existence... Of A Different Breed... Inbred...
"You Married Your Cousin? You Must Be From DeFuniak Springs"
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A small plot of land located in Schwenksville, PA which may or may not be covered in "snow" each winter. Boasting a wide variation of terrain features, Spring Mountain is home to the scummiest snowboarders from local Methacton and Perkiomen Valley High Schools. Every Thursday night, the scummiest of scum gather at this poor excuse for a mountain and pretend to have fun.
Sharkey: Yo I heard B-list was filmin some steezy ass lines the other day. Do you think they'll be chillin up at Spring Mountain today for the Rail Jam sponsored by G spot, Pelican, and Suzuki?
Gmoney: Naw seip daddy aint got a season pass. I heard him and Brasher are settin up some jibs in the Methacton parking lot and having their own jam session. I saw their blog post on jibmasters.net
Sharkey: Word.
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(Updated definition) A city in Central Florida. Was once part of Orlando. There isn't much to do here, except the Scottish Highland Games. If you want something to do, go to Oviedo or Orlando.
I live in Winter Springs!
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A small town in Jackson County, MO that leeches off the big honcho Kansas City, along with other towns like Independence and Lee's Summit. Its schools are Blue Springs High (filled with pathetic low-life wannabe gangster twats aka the Wildcats) and Blue Springs South High (filled with uptight sluts and jocks, with a decent football team aka the Jaguars). Theres really nothing to do here but bowl or go to Pancho's (a little mexican joint with fucking delicious burritos, seriously, try it sometime. They're made from the mexican burrito gods). Basically north of 40 Highway is the trashy side, and south of 40 is the middle-class/rich snobs. Home to American Idol winner Dane Cook. Tech N9ne and Bobb'e J Thompson also reside in/around the Springs. If you really want something different to do, go to any other town/city surrounding it. This includes Grain Valley, Lee's Summit, Independence, and Kansas City.
1: Hey man! Where've you been?
2: Oh you know, just been chillin in good ole' blue springs!
1: Damn, that sucks ass
2: Tell me about it! I've done nothin but sit on my ass and eat burritos
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A small inbred town in Wyoming, known to most who live there as Rock Bottom. Take my advice and never go there. It's like a black hole of nothing.
See 'Shithole'
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