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squash tarts

A generic Pop Tart that has an unpleasant tasting filling and looks as if it flattened rather than rose during baking.

I hate it whenever mom buys those generic squash tarts that taste like the flavor was all squashed out.

by December 28, 2024


frog squash

A man and woman (or another man) get naked and get in a "leap frog" position but instead of jumping over he penetrates her asshole.

"Dude, she totally didn't expect me frog squashing her when she bent over.

by Apotheosis_Psycho October 27, 2013


squash beaver

Squash beaver
A sexual position when a woman of 600 pounds or more jumps into a split on the face of her partner.

“Hey I saw najeel broke his neck what happened?”

“Oh him and misses attempted the squash beaver”

by JALEPEÑOSEATURTLE April 02, 2019


Rocket squash

A type of gourd or squash that is produced as a result of pumpkins/squash/or gourds cross breeding. It is mainly found closer to the gourd family, however it can be a variation of any of the three. It resembles a rocket (hence the nname) with little "wings" off the side of the main body. It also has a long curved neck.

Color variations: Yellow, green, black, white cream, orange, and red. Other variations are being discovered every day.

See also: rocket squish

"Did you see the rocket squash?" cried he. She shook her head "You bafoon, that's a gourd!", to this remark the boy smiled coyly "That's only what they want you to believe".

by savethemoon January 02, 2019


Squash blossom

Sex act between man and woman, where the man is on top and squatting over a laid down person, inserting his penis into her anus vertically

Me and Jane tried the new sex position, squash blossom last night.

by Squeezer420 October 24, 2019


Squash and blanc

Squash and blanc can either be used as a name or as a verb

Squash and blanc
As a Name
- "(*DEEP VOICE*) OMG BLANC SUQASH IS COMING"

as Verb
- "are you blancing?" "yes im squashing the blanc"

- "Hey, are we going to squash today?" "hell yhea *DEEP VOICE* SQUASH BLANC"

by errxr. March 03, 2019


Drop some squash

Slang/vulgar way of saying the action of defecation aka, “going poop”.

“Hey Brett you seen a bathroom anywhere? I gotta drop some squash ASAP.”
Also used as an adjective,
“Hold on a second, I’m dropping some squash!

by Major Monkey May 21, 2023