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woolen squeeze

When a girl with a set of sweater cows gives you a big hug and you kind of get trapped between them.

Christina Hendricks was wearing a delightful cable knit Nordic sweater, and gave me a woolen squeeze that I'll never forget.

by codo17 October 1, 2011


Squeeze Month

The month in which Ralph too was fighting the urge to get near, to get a handful of that brown, vulnerable flesh. The desire to squeeze and hurt was over-mastering.

“Happy squeeze month Jack!”

You too Ralph! Now let’s celebrate… ;)”

by MoolyTheCow February 10, 2023


Squeezed the orange

Where a women gets an abortion. Somewhat like popping a cherry but for abortion.

"Did you hear about that chick on 16 and pregnant? She got the abortion."
"What?"
"Oh, she Squeezed the orange, to make it simple."
"Oh, speak English,smartass.

by G-Swizzy gets busy June 19, 2010


Oxford squeeze

The British upper classes way of saying "Dutch oven"

I say Reginald it appears I have gotten you in a Oxford squeeze. Good show

by Thecoldone March 21, 2019


Supulveda Squeeze

Created by Hollywood Producers Scott Manville and Jon Alan Stewart. The Supulveda Squeeze references the attempt of a Producer to start undermining the importance or desire for an actor once said actor has agreed to be part of a project.

The “squeeze” is applied so that the actor and agent start believing that their services aren’t needed as much as they thought and thus making the actor willing to accept less money.

“As soon as Rob Lowe agreed to be part of the project, they started to infer that he was kind of old and they don’t know how they can work him into having a bigger part; they are totally doing a Supulveda Squeeze on him.

by SouthWilshire April 8, 2022


Dry squeeze

(v) the periods during a diarrhetic poop session in which poop fails to present itself. (see: dry heave)

Monica: Hey! You're back! But, you're face is all red. Was that a Dry squeeze?

Carl: Yes. Toss my salad?
Monica: Sure!

by sickboy:( February 9, 2013


Neat Squeeze

When, after having a bowel movement, one wipes and finds no fecal matter on the toilet paper.

Man today is shaping up to be a great day! I woke up and got a BJ. Then I had my coffee followed by a neat squeeze!

by Colonel Snorch May 4, 2017