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The best bearded dragon ever <3
Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.
A golden doodle puppy that is skinny as a stick but fluffy as a bear, eats poop and has a paper tongue.
Hey squishy fry.. you look skinny today like the fit of poop on face really is trendy.
person who has greasy hair, bad hygiene, and an extra layer of body fat. Smells like cheese, wine, cigerates, and the plague.
Ew, Russel Brand is such a squishy european.
The Squishy is an unknown native creature from the planet 676 with origins unknown. Distinguishing characteristics include long wiggly tongue, hair-covered, and mammoth sized lips. Their species come in a variety of colors and sizes and have mouths that could engulf an entire average sized home. Tales have been told that the largest one of all resides in the center of the planet and is taller than Mt. Everest.
John: Wow look at that squishy there! There are so many "squishies" on planet 676. They're tall, small, and anything at all. And their tongues sure are large, lemme see what they do ;).
Fred: John what the fuck is wrong with you.
partner that makes you squishy in the pants, you call them squishy
after we made out i was squishy down there - now ur my squishy.!!
someone adorable who is too cute to resist and make you want to squish their cheeks because their face is so cute and they are so cute.