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The medical term used for a predominantly albino homosexual who enjoys ramming small jewish boys in the rectum.
wow i thought i was being attacked by a swarm of bees, but to my utmost satisfaction it was only a starfish ranger
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A sex act in which two consenting partners rub their anuses (i.e., ass holes) together in order to create pleasurable friction. Chocolate Starfishing resembles scissoring (i.e., tribadism) in positioning, but this act involves anus-to-anus stimulation. This position requires flexibility and should be tried with caution. It is recommended that both partners receive Hepatitis A vaccination prior to Chocolate Starfishing.
I've got a chapped ass from chocolate starfishing all night.
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A Starfish that is painfull due to a painfull shit. Usually the results from eating spicy food.
Dude, I have an angry starfish because of all the Cuban food I ate.
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dang, my chocolate starfish is oozing out mocha filling.
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A song about a man who wants a lady to let him into her ASSHOLE.
The a train never stops
And i am headed for your hole
I'd be so lucky if i
Could cream in your asshole
There's so much shit that we
Could make each other do
I'd rather fuck your asshole
If that's o.k. with you
Here comes the honey
When i am through
But i am not done cause
Your asshole is so new
Open up wide, here comes the train
If your head was between your legs
Id love to screw your brain
Let me lick your asshole
Let me lick it clean
I'll take you all to starfish land
Let me lick your asshole
Let me lick it clean
I'll suck out all the peanuts
I'll suck out all the beans
I'll tongue fuck your rectum
I'll drive up your dirt road
I'll felch out my own semen
And spit it down your throat
I love bunnies
I love pink
I love my moms underpants
Especially when they stink
I love rainbows
I love balloons
I cried at forest gump
And disney cartoons
Boba fett, boba fett
Vader and boba fett
Lubed up mustard glove
Anal love
Traveling butt raping show
Steal a mercedes
And grab the old ladies
And grease up your o
She said that i could touch it
She said she'd let me in
I warmed her up with my middle finger
Some anal ease and gin
My wang was in her crap trap
Just about to explode
Her 30 year old stepmom
Came in and drank my load
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A female otherwise known as a non fuck. Outstanding impersonaters of a still dead rock or road kill. Lies in starfish position and lets them HAVE IT!! Doesnt know anything outside of missionary. Usually has no or very little personality. They exist in many forms. Can vary from very simple to the disturbingly complex. Some looking for love in all the wrong places,like to fuck anything even though they cant fuck. Village bicycle or town slut you know the one-everydody has a story about her to to share!!! (-usually the same story). Others are often disguised in the "oh so cool" suck cock t-shirts (or our personal fav "tell your boyfriend to stop staring"-scoring one million on the lame-o-metre). Look for all boy activities-theyll be a-lurking,did somone say rotary nationals? nine times out of ten,you wont fucka starfish more than once either cause she gave you an std (cant pee without screaming for a week) or you dont want to be able to relate to dirty rapist(cause thats the magic of how the starfish makes you feel)
guy one "hada total dud fuck last night,"
guy two "ya mean she didnt even move?"
guy one "yea a full blown starfish fuck-"
guy two 'think I had her last week!"
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The starfish position is a sex position derived from missionary position. Called starfish position due to the position of the man`s limbs seen from above or from the female point of view.
Female lying on back with legs closed and straight to easier achieve orgasm and male on top with legs spread.
The starfish position happens like this; The penetrating partner lies with spread legs on top of the recieving partner wich got the legs closed. Legs Closed as he enters her. Closed legs increase the friction of the penis against the vulva and clitoris.
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