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Store time

Leaving the time on your watch unset and incorrect after purchase for the duration of ownership.

Me: what time time is it?
Guy: (pulls out iPhone) ...
Me:why didn't you just look at your watch?
Guy: it's on store time.

by Htown June 2, 2012


in-store movie

The movie being shown on the televisions displayed in a store. A free, legal way of watching a movie, but rare and comes with the risk of looking like a dumbass.

Hey! The in-store movie today is Star Trek! Let's watch!

by TheWorks December 14, 2009


something store

An online store that sells the randomness.

I want something from Something Store for my birthday!

by memoknapp May 27, 2010


Furniture store

The only retail establishment that starts out in bankruptcy. Within 30 days of opening, there will be a teenager standing roadside in front of the furniture store holding a sign that states they are having a โ€œgoing out of business saleโ€ and all furniture must go, prices up to 70% off.

Hey Jim, Iโ€™m heading out to look at leather couches at that new furniture store on Route 1. Is that kid out front yet holding the going out of business sale, or has it not been 30 days yet?

by Grant Rampus November 11, 2019


The UPS Store

The Ultimate The UPS Store Exists in Wayne Pa

Dennis, Michael, Akeem, and Maria are The Ultimate The UPS Store

by GroundPile December 13, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Food Store

A white trash definition for the grocery store. Since they are white trash and do not use groceries, utensils or any other conventional items, all they need it for is food. However the only food they buy is spaghetti, ground beef, hot dogs and pizza.

"Herb!! Take me to the food store"

by Adam Skrodzki May 1, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


hardware store

n. a place filled with individuals that most people would classify as tools.

"God, this place is such a hardware store."
"Don't go there. It is a total hardware store."

by John C. Peterson December 9, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž