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hey mom? can I have some of those veggie straws?
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When you go to the movies, and buy the super expensive popcorn. Then decide to indulge in the free melted butter, and you idulge so much you need a straw to enjoy it.
Man when do you ever get a chance to drink all the free melted butter you can handle? Chug that shit David.
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to be extremely excited for something; to be hype as fuck
"Dude, you excited for the party this weekend?"
"Hell yeah, bro, I'm spinning straws!"
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(v.) giving someone the ol' reach around; pulling at pubic hair during intercourse
He especially liked grasping at straws.
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Extremely skinny girls, they look like moving straws
She's so skinny, she's a bendy straw.
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A sexual act performed on holiday that's so disgustingly vile it can't be (or shouldn't be) described or talked out.
'I went all straw donkey last night...'
reply: 'you sick, sick man' usually followed by a look of disgust and a moment of awkward silence.
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Beagles used to train surgeons and veterinarians to operate on people and other people's dogs are straw dogs. Victims of vivisection, straw dogs are often euthanized after their usefulness has transpired.
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